Author: Saptarshi Roy

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College, Canteen- Singles ka Valentine.

This poem contains a written version as well as an audio one…
The written version is a beauty but the audio has it’s own magic, it’s own charm..
Hope you will enjoy both!!

Mere college ka apna experience iss poetry mein mai sunaunga, Har line ko rhyme karke pura raita yaha phelaunga.

Admin ka building aur koi nahi, mere chacha ne banaya hai,Lekin us building mein ghusne ke liye achha 5-digit rank ana hi ana hai.

Pehle din laga tha, Hall-14 mein 2 sharing aur attached bathroom wala room denge,Ab toh corona ake bhi 8-mahine hogaye hai, hum toh 4-saal aise hi nikal lenge.

Yeh compulsory PT aur sports ke sessions hamare chaen ki neend kha rahe hai,Dhyan se dekho sabko, body fit rakhne ke chakkar mein log class mein jake so rahe hai.

Ab subha ka ye tam-jham aur saha na jayega,Ruko! Zyada kuch bol du toh institute mail pe registrar ka mail aa jayega.

Mess walo ne break-fast ki sabse zyada watt lagayi hai,Humko apne hall-11 ke khane se M-Tech walo ne hi bachayi hai.Dekhta hoon jake jab raat ka khatarnak khana mere toh asu tapak padhte hai,Dil kehta hai chhod yaar!, chaal aaj SWIGGY se order kar aate hai.

College mein 2-type ke log nazar aate hai, Ek jo coursera ka har ek course karta hai,Aur dusra woh jo Night-out ke chakkar mein apna hostel hi bhul jata hai.

Poore din college mein messages ka khel chalta hai,Aur agar kisika Birthday aye, phir toh whatsapp backup karne mein bhi 2-ghante lag jata hai.

Mere tensions ko ab aur badha diya hai,Kyunki, mahine ghataye do, par syllabus utna ke utna hi rakh diya hai.

Hum toh apne department ka CR khud se hi ban jayenge,Agar aap internship mein – khud ka college nahi, MITACS pe Canada le jayenge.

Engineer hoon, Pyaar par do lavse na bolu aisa ho nahi sakta,Dil ke dukh batane ki iss opportunity ko kho nahi sakta. Raat mein Electrical lab ke raaste se jaane mein darr lagta hai,Kabhi Kabhi puchta hoon.. Haye dil…hamare saath hi aisa kyun hota hai.

Pehla saal ALL-IS-WELL kehke nikal liya,Ab toh juniors bhi haaste hai, aur seniors taunt maarke bhaaga dete hai.Tum log manaoge VALENTINE, hum toh SHIVRATRI manaenge,

Couples jayenge BBQ-NATION aur MAINLAND-CHINA, hum toh jhoops se hi kaam chalaenge.Yeh guitar aur gym wale tumhe kitna khush kar payenge,Comedy wale ke saath ghumo, hum tumhe chaubis ghante ghumaenge.

Ek baar gaya tha, huwa tha kisike saath cross-connection,Piche se awaz ayi — “Uth ja!”, Late huwa, toh milega professor ka attention!.Mujhe lagta hai sabke kismaat mein ek soul-mate likhi hoti hai,Lekin soulmate dhudne ke chakkar mein, chaar saal mein itne achhe dost jo bane hote hai.

Socha tha yeh poem “ Engineer’s Day” par post karoon,Phir yaad aya…Are yaar Engineer hoon!” Hamare yaha sab kuch LATE se hi toh hota hai…  

[ Background Music : Song- Give Me Some Sunshine (Instrumental) Film- 3 Idiots Link ]

 

 

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F-for Food

f-for food

Depression; A strong word huh! Depends though, on what context it is being used. Gets serious if you went through a breakup, shit! Same damn thing again;…but may sound quite funny when you listen parents saying – “My child doesn’t like to eat food and I have to FIGHT for it everyday”. Woah!….the kid’s quite a rebel but it’s true that’s the word they use – “Fight” and to unfold the truth ‘​yeh ghar ghar ki kahani hai ​‘.
Ok, it’s quite natural for your parents to be tensed if their child is not having the right amount of food containing the proper nutrients,vitamins,minerals. Cmn‘ but that doesn’t mean if you force them to eat they would just run and grab the green salad you prepared for breakfast. Nah!..Never; instead they would run like an obedient boy,grab the phone and browse at Google – “Zomato promo codes available!”. Yeah, they will! and the fun fact lies here, you too will sit and start enjoying the double cheese margherita with them.

But I know it is possible to get kids love healthy food. Oops! Lemme rephrase it – It is possible to get kids love healthy and ​tasty​ food. The second one is a necessary and a sufficient condition. Actually whether the food is healthy or not doesn’t matter much, what matters is the taste and texture. So better add both. Same formula goes for all age groups but u know the fight is for children only. Eat healthy food but do apply some ​tadka ​ or at least make it look good, they are gonna love it. This should work – Nah! this is not me who is saying so, the food delivery sites say – “​Healthy and tasty food at your doorstep ​ “.

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